i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Just invented taco cereal.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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