I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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