no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Randomize
