she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
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