You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
