At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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