this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Randomize
