Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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