He is an equal opportunity slut.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
A+ Viking dick
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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