she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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