Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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