How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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