She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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