He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
