the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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