so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Randomize
