Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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