I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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