I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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