Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
