You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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