Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Slut skills are useful in every country.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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