We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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