I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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