I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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