Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
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