You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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