OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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