so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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