have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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