We're like a lot better than the average bears
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I just found a bag of teeth...
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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