The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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