no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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