I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
