found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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