Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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