is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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