p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
You don't make any sense
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