See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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