i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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