Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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