There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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