Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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