if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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