If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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