i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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