i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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