Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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