just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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