Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
