if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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