ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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